crystuls:

perks of dating me: u will be the hot one

nothing-but-a-hiddlesbatch-thang:

When one of my family members asks why I don’t have a boyfriend

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duloxetine:

 

blackbarmitzvahs:
Can you imagine the conversation though?
Queen: I’m going
Chief of Staff: But, Your Majesty, the security risks…
Queen: I’m going I want cake 
Chief of Staff:
Queen: 
Chief of Staff: 
Queen: I want cake

duloxetine:

 

blackbarmitzvahs:

Can you imagine the conversation though?

Queen: I’m going

Chief of Staff: But, Your Majesty, the security risks…

Queen: I’m going I want cake 

Chief of Staff:

Queen: 

Chief of Staff: 

Queen: I want cake

yuzees:

bm-z:


The family on the wedding day 5/24/14 

I don’t usually post this shit but they all look so beautiful I had to

legit

yuzees:

bm-z:

The family on the wedding day 5/24/14 

I don’t usually post this shit but they all look so beautiful I had to

legit

Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’
Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via katamarang)

hahahahahaha

(via yepitsprep)

fangirlhearsafandom:

committedfalpal:

Late Night Hashtags #MyWeirdWaiter might be my favorite hashtag of the year

These are golden